Someone parks where I can see there car a couple of times a week. Their license plate? SATAN. Ok... I mean, I'm not really offended or anything, but who puts SATAN on their license plate? Are they claiming to be Satan? Did they win a bet against him and now they are driving his car? Do they drive around armed to the teeth in case an overzealous Christian decides to remove them? Whatever, it just struck me as extremely extroverted, whatever other reasons exist.

 

Which brings us to the person who nearly ran me off the road today. They were driving some kind of really nice blue sporty car, no front license plate. They were going way over the speed limit. Their license plate, as they swerved around me (because ~65MPH or so just wasn't enough)? EVILDOR. Wow.